IT'S MY ONLY JOB AROUND THE HOUSE

Karen doesn't ask much of me while I'm working in my home office, while she's at work. Just keep the fire going in the wood-burning stove, so the cats will be warm. That's all she asks. She says, "You don't have to clean the house or take out the trash or vacuum or wash the dishes or the clothes...just keep the fire going for the cats."

I've failed again.